YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN A VET TOO LONG WHEN .......
(WARNING: This article should only be read by the strong of stomach,
preferably with a bucket close by!!!!! This was also sent to me by my friend Helen the vet - sometimes I
really worry about that girl!!!!!!)
You know you have been a Vet too long when .......
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You look at a cardboard box and recognize its coffin potential!
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You go out to a club, when the black light comes on you find you are
checking yourself for ringworm!
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You can eat lunch while cleaning up a Parvo blowout!
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You keep your milkshake frozen in the freezer next to the dead bodies!
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You take your kids' temperature and think 102° is normal!
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After seeing what goes into the washing machine at work your own laundry
doesn't seem so dirty!
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Your work clothes look like your pyjamas!
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You open your lunch container and find a spleen!
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You have no problem eating your lunch on the wet sink where they have just
finished a necropsy!
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All of your pets are either three-legged, lame or blind in one eye!
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You've done an anal probe on a bird!
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You can detect maggots at 100 paces, just by the smell!
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To you pets are more recognizable than their owners!
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When eating you find a hair in your food - you pull it out and keep on eating!
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The first thing you wonder when opening up a big cat abscess is "Where are the
Ritz crackers?"!
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You cough up hairballs!
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You are the first one in the hospital in the morning and you don't notice the smell!
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You can play connect the dots with all of your scars and puncture wounds!
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When NORMAL people won't eat meals with you!
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You get the flu and begin to sympathize with the Parvo dog!
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Your salary barely covers your food bill, but ALL your animals eat a premium brand food!
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Your medicine cabinet holds nothing but animal medications!
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If you have EVER picked up poop with your bare hands!!
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You can put a muzzle on with one hand tied behind your back!
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You know that "pink juice" and "blue juice" are not flavours of Kool-Aid!
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You get a rash from just LOOKING at a Shar-Pei!
